I am announcing the end of the SmokeSports era :( Time to come back to reality like everyone else, and start looking for the salary job that I'll have for the rest of my life!! Thank you to everyone who's supported me, but I can no longer do this anymore.
LOL APRIL FOOLS DUDE, I'd rather die broke than quit on this brand. I think it's so funny how everyone's ideal vision of the future is to get down on all 4's and suck their bosses wang until they retire! Not me! And trust me, my employees will not be sucking my wang, but instead they will be helping me grow the greatest sports media company of all time. Now it's time for my April Fools Jokes
1) Tom Brady still plays for the patriots
2) Stefon for a 1, Hopkins for a 2, Bill O'brien sincerely fuck you
Really wish I had more shit to write about, but we're in the middle of a pandemic. I mean we're all doing the same shit right? Wake up, beat meat, brush teeth, shower, and eat. At least we're not forced to act like we give a shit about watching baseball!
- Papa Smoke