To say the least, round 1 of the Masters did not disappoint. We got to see everything......literally. Rory hit his old man in the knee on his approach shot, Tommy Fleetwood sunk a hole in one, Abraham Ancer was penalized two strokes AFTER the first round was over for "grazing" the sand in his back swing, and we saw the most insane greens ever. These greens might be faster than my brain on adderall. I think it's safe to say that Augusta is a bigger bully than Sid Phillips from Toy Story.
From a betting standpoint Round 1 was VERY good to me. I should of swept the board until Bubba Watson, who was up FIVE with four to play, decided he can't putt anymore. He started missing putts that your un-athletic girlfriend would make at mini golf.... Look at this 3 footer he missed to cash his matchup over Brooks Koepka.
Anyway, round 2 should be a blast. Here are some of my favorite matchup picks for today:
John Rahm > Rory
Ancer > Niemann
Cantlay > IM
I wish I could sit here and give you an analysis of what I think is going to happen in round 2, but let's be real, no one actually knows what the fuck is going on, it's Augusta. So just strap in and enjoy the ride.