Ahh, the NFC East, the most coveted division in the NFL. The winner of this dog shit division usually goes onto steal a playoff spot from a team who actually deserves it, and they end up getting clapped in the 1st round.

So without further ado, I present to you the NFC Least Predictions:

Dallas Cowboys (Win Total O/U 9.5) :

Dak is back, but he's not the only one. The Cowboys will finally have a healthy offensive line, and when they're healthy, they're one of the best in the NFL. The Cowboys are loaded with talent on the offensive side of the ball, and although Zeke didn't live up to his expectations last year, he's still a top 5 RB in the NFL. The Cowboys have a nice big three for Dak to throw to in Ceedee, Gallup, and Cooper, but their biggest question mark is on the defensive side of the ball. Adding Micah Parsons in the draft should help, but I don't think it'll be enough.

Prediction: Cowboys Win Over 9.5 Games (10-7)

Washington Football Team:

One word, Fitzmagic. As a Dolphins fan I’ve experienced the magic show first hand, and let me tell you something it’s pure entertainment. Sometimes it leaves you heart broken and sometimes it has you smiling like a pervert in the White House. The Football Team is GOOD! This was one of my favorite teams to bet on last year because they can scrap with anybody. They’re defense is great, and the offense (at times) can score. I belive Fitzmagic will give them a spark but will also cost them 2-3 winnable games.

Prediction: Football Team Wins Over 8.5 Games (9-8)

New York Giants:

Ahhh, the New York Giants. Growing up in south Florida almost everyone who wasn’t born here is from New York. Unfortunately when they move down, they bring their trash ass teams with them. But I always liked Giants fans, they're good people. I think the Giants will be very competitive this year. They had a top 10 defense in the NFL last year, and I don’t see any signs of that changing. Good luck to anyone trying to throw on the New York Football Giants. They added CB Adoree Jackson to be paired up with James Bradberry , who in my opinion, is one of the best corners in the league. On the offensive side of the ball, the Giants added Kenny Golladay, Kadirus Toney (Go Gators) and with the return of Saquon Barkley Barkley, they should be able to score.

Prediction: Giants Win Over 6.5 Games (9-8)

Philadelphia Eagles:

To my good friend Ryan Field, if you’re reading this fuck you, and this poverty of a franchise that you’ve made me hate. Let’s call it how it is. The Eagles suck, and they’re cursed. They’d be lucky to make it past week 1 without 6 starters on the IR. Are we really going to sit here and lie to ourselves and say Jalen Hurts in the answer… cmon now. The Swiss cheese of a secondary should be better if they can stay health (that’s a big IF) but all in all this team is worse than a Subway Phili Cheesesteak.

Prediction: Eagles Win Over 6.5 Games (7-10)

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