If you're a non-degenerate golf fan unlike myself, you probably have a great admiration for Will Zalatoris aka Mr. Gilmore's caddy:
On the other hand, if you're a schmuck like me and bet against him every week, you probably want him to catch chlamydia. Although I ended up 2-1 on the day (shoutout Maclntyre > Westwood & Poulter > Lowry), I'm still fucking heated at Zalatoris.
I had Dustin Johnson, the so called "number 1 player in the world" to beat him today, and to be honest I thought life was good with a lead going into the 16th hole... Well, I was fucking wrong.
This asshole/stud Zalatoris rips 3 birds in a row while my boy DJ hooks me up with a solid bogey and two pars to close out.
Moral of The Story: DON'T BET AGAINST THE ZAAALLLLL
Also The Kids A Good Sport: