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Harris English & Abella Danger


What does PGA pro Harris English, and adult film superstar Abella Danger have in common?


~They both choke on it~



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Yes, that joke was terrible, but not as bad as Harris English was on Sunday. After shooting 2-under on the front 9, Harris English was -20 for the tournament and seemed to be destined for victory. However once the back 9 started and the pressure got larger, Harris English's balls got smaller, and his holes got tighter.


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English went on to double bogey both par 3's, and followed it up by a bogey on 16 that sent him packing. To put this choke job into perspective, Harris English had only bogeyed TWICE the entire tournament on the back 9, and waited until championship Sunday to choke on it.


Luckily, it was my **** that was being choked on. I bet Abraham Ancer to win the tournament at +4079. So if it wasn't for Harris English giving me that gluck gluck 3000, I would have never cashed my ticket.