Harden to Brooklyn, Local Strippers Ecstatic!

Last night James Harden was sent to the Nets in a blockbuster trade we all knew was coming eventually. The Rockets got back in return 3 Brooklyn first rounders, 1 Milwaukee first rounder, 4 Brooklyn pick swaps and Caris Levert. They immediately sent Levert and a second round pick to Indiana for Oladipo. The team that I think got the biggest steal of the entire day was the Cavs who added the Milwaukee first round pick (that will most likely be 25-32) into the trade and got back Jarrett Allen and Taurean Prince. There were some rumors of Harden possibly going to Philly to team up with Embiid but they could not get that trade done. I believe the Nets will be title favorites after this move as long as they’re big 3 can learn to share the ball. I interviewed local Brooklyn adult entertainer Cinnamon Cake about the recent move, “Are you serious?! This is the best news I’ve heard all year. Thank you James, also take Spurs 1Q -2.5, Trailblazers 1Q -1, Nuggets -5” Well if you like money listen to Cinnamon.

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