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Fucking Crumb

This Waste Management tournament is turning into a real waste of money. Never heard of a bigger scam in my life than first round matchups. Tell me how this nature valley bar, Russell Knox, is up two strokes on Meritt going into 18, and this fucking CRUMB double bogeys on 18 and leaves me with a push.


Then I bet on the almighty Jon Rahm. Every time I bet on this guy, he turns into Viktor Hovland, can't hit fucking putt. Guy missed 3 putts under 5 feet. Should have cashed my first round leader and my matchup over Cantlay.


At the end of the day I went 0-1-2. Two fucking pushes talk about kissing your sister. I brushed my teeth 3 times and still can't get the taste out of my mouth.


But we all know the only way to get the taste out of your mouth is to fire away:


Perez > Grillo

Rahm > Cantlay

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