NBA basketball is back and ready to backdoor you out of all your hard earned money! Adam Silver and Vegas wasted no time setting up a trap that'll burry all of us 6 feet under.
Golden State @ Brooklyn (-7.5)
Clippers @ Lakers (-3)
GSW @ BKN:
2019-2020 was a wash for Golden State, for all I'm concerned, they were better off getting COVID. Unfortunately, Klay Thompson suffered another potential season ending injury so it's going to be interesting to see who steps up.... A Wiggins ??
The biggest savage in the NBA returns tonight... Chris LeVert. Just kidding, that motha fucka KD is back and he's dropping 30 tonight, I DON'T CARE! I'm so excited to see how KD and Kyrie work out. Kyrie already out here doing vodooo and shit. Side note, that sage shit is very inconsiderate, it smells like SHIT !
The spread is BKN -7.5 and to be honest, your bettor off flipping a coin. Since it's the first game of the year we don't know what the fucks going on. So as your sports betting advisor, I would just take KD over 27 points. (I would lean towards Nets -7.5)
Clippers @ Lakers:
If you know me you know I can't stand the Lakers. This shit is so personal it's not even funny. I'll have my nut sack on the Clippers tonight. There's no doubt the Lakers won the offseason but this game means so MUCH MORE to the Clippers. This was supposed top be our WCF last year, but we all know how that turned out... Give me Kawhi and the try hard Clippers over the hung over Lakers and Lebum (he's a goat but fuck em).
Clippers win out right.