Let’s try this again. If you know me, you know I go on these flings where I’ll write a blog for about three days, get sick of it, then never do it again. Unfortunately, that’s how I feel about most things, especially jobs, which explains why I’m unemployed.
However, betting on golf is something I can never get tired of, although I wish I could, because I’m hitting my golf bets like I hit my driver, like shit. I’m fucking ice cold I got the yips like Berger on a Sunday.
I got absolutely bent over and fucked last week but that’s what I get for pressing all of my credit on the Honda Classic at 10AM on Tuesday. After I accepted that I was going 1-12, I told my boys I was retiring and never betting on golf again, I lied. I’m already locked and loaded. Thankfully I realized that I was not the problem. The problem was that I was the first person to drop "locks" in the group chat which enabled all the boys to mush my picks. So this week I’m dropping them where they will never read them, my blog.
Cameron Young +330
Luke List +240
(Since I’m writing this at 7AM on Tuesday morning my full tournament matchup lines aren’t out yet but I will be balls deep as soon as they drop. Fade at your own convenience)